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by Harlow
July 4th, 2018, 1:57 pm
Forum: Around the L
Topic: Hospital Statement
Replies: 0
Views: 114

Hospital Statement

(On quick collaboration with Patrick, who did Kaspar's bits!) The polecat crossed his arms, tapping his pinky finger. "Come on, Kaspar, is it on yet?" The lynx figeted with the phone. "Give me a minute... get an oPhone next time..." "Don't tell me you're one of those fanfurs...
by Harlow
April 30th, 2018, 11:40 am
Forum: Around the L
Topic: Moonshiners Management Statement On New Policies
Replies: 0
Views: 95

Moonshiners Management Statement On New Policies

"The Moonshiners' Organization wishes to clarify the situation over the new measures that took place at the end of the season and will be effective on playoffs. The new flag policy was implemented to prevent and separate any sort of political or offensive view from The Still's grounds (hence th...
by Harlow
October 2nd, 2017, 12:27 am
Forum: Around the L
Topic: Behind the Scenes: One Last Howl - [Sterling Bengtzing]
Replies: 0
Views: 137

Behind the Scenes: One Last Howl - [Sterling Bengtzing]

Treasure State Area A tall, muscular figure made his way in the official locker room, the area totally deserted save for him. He sighed, a longing feeling deep inside of him. He passed a good chunk of his two years in this stadium, in this room, and the fact it was his last time was somewhat of a h...
by Harlow
August 25th, 2017, 10:50 am
Forum: On the Newsstand
Topic: Zane Donovan - Combine Experiment
Replies: 1
Views: 396

Re: Zane Donovan - Combine Experiment

Part 2 of the dynamic! KILLIAN BELMONTE AQUINO "We noted that you said you came from humble beginnings, until you got your start in a countrt club. That's for rich and affluent people innit? Did a humble environment affected your style? How did it compare versus the more affluent kids once you ...
by Harlow
August 18th, 2017, 3:59 pm
Forum: On the Newsstand
Topic: Zane Donovan - Combine Experiment
Replies: 1
Views: 396

Zane Donovan - Combine Experiment

(The rankings are totally aleatory, doesn't affect their rankings or anything roll-wise, only a dynamic) In the league, players got to be snappy, they got to be on point, they got to be ready. With these draftees, they need to be impressive from the first word, let the world know they are here and r...
by Harlow
August 5th, 2017, 1:27 am
Forum: Around the L
Topic: Sterling Bengtzing: Vägen Till Tokyo: Route to Tokyo [World Record Attempt]
Replies: 0
Views: 84

Sterling Bengtzing: Vägen Till Tokyo: Route to Tokyo [World Record Attempt]

And here's part one of one big saga involving our favorite Swedish marbled polecat in his way to Sweden! What will he be facing on the way? More to come! Stay tuned! Quotes in parenthesis like so, ((“”)) signal the characters are talking in English. Regular quotes signal the Swedish language. Charac...
by Harlow
August 3rd, 2017, 11:11 am
Forum: On the Newsstand
Topic: FMZ.com - Smitten in Seoul? Infatuated in Incheon? Derek Kim with a new celeb-belle!
Replies: 0
Views: 286

FMZ.com - Smitten in Seoul? Infatuated in Incheon? Derek Kim with a new celeb-belle!

(Story written and posted in behalf of Anonymous [not an incognito, the one we all know :P]) "Winnipeg Voyageurs sophomore point guard Derek Kim (Kkachi, G) was recently spotted what appears to be a private date with Yoorin, member of popular K-Pop girl group Flight." "The two lovebir...
by Harlow
June 17th, 2017, 10:59 am
Forum: League News/Updates
Topic: 2017-18 League Committee Applications
Replies: 6
Views: 590

Re: 2017-18 League Committee Applications

Hey guys, Harlow here. It was a hard self-debate with myself if I wanted to throw my hat back in this ring again, but to be honest, when you care about something so much, it doesn't seem as much work in the end. I've grown and learned since my first year, and I feel I got enough steam to keep helpin...
by Harlow
May 21st, 2017, 11:16 am
Forum: The Eastern Conference
Topic: Tallahassee GM Suspended Indefinitely After Sex Scandal Surfaces
Replies: 1
Views: 954

Re: Tallahassee GM Suspended Indefinitely After Sex Scandal Surfaces

Confirmed: Tallahassee GM resigns, won't return for this year's playoffs and following seasons Filippo Arango, who has been under private investigation for soliticing sexual favors in Florida, confirmed he will not return for the upcoming season. At the same time, Melech has revealed that the Cuban...
by Harlow
April 15th, 2017, 5:58 pm
Forum: Around the L
Topic: Chantal Magnano's Bra Toss Challenge -[pint-sized Story]
Replies: 1
Views: 397

Chantal Magnano's Bra Toss Challenge -[pint-sized Story]

Winnipeg, MB: 1:00 P.M A blonde mongoose walked to the empty court, and proceedes to sit down and fumble with her phone and a mini tripod. Everyone else was on their lunch break, but she got out early to pull out a little something she planned to do ever since her old friends in Vegas poked her abou...
by Harlow
March 10th, 2017, 9:45 pm
Forum: The Eastern Conference
Topic: Tallahassee GM Suspended Indefinitely After Sex Scandal Surfaces
Replies: 1
Views: 954

Tallahassee GM Suspended Indefinitely After Sex Scandal Surfaces

Filippo Arango, the General Manager of the Tallahassee Typhoons', was given an “indefinite suspension” by the team's owners today after being spotted soliciting sexual favors from a 19-year-old prostitute in southern Miami. Upon further investigation, as many as six more confirmed instances came to ...
by Harlow
September 15th, 2016, 10:12 am
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 draftee Twitter tags
Replies: 0
Views: 236

2016 draftee Twitter tags

An impromptu list for people to find the new draftees of 2016 on twitter. If I forget one, you may beep me~ Doug Dawson - @D0guieDaws0n Danica Magnano - @_DeeDeeLove_ Tyrese Vaughan - @TyreseVaughan0 Takeru Ishijima - @TakeruIshijima Tia Terra - @tia_terra Arved James Penhall - @tuskpenhall Tahiry A...
by Harlow
August 18th, 2016, 2:32 pm
Forum: League News/Updates
Topic: 2016-17 League Committee Voting is CLOSED
Replies: 12
Views: 1379

Harlow's Campaign

“I’ll be and act pretty newbish if I am selected and I might face trouble…” Well I know I got that part of my promise to a tee, so let me learn and progress for the better. Hello, I’m Harlow and I wish to get elected for another term in the committee of 2016-2017. First of all I want to thank Stevie...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:59 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

WESLEY MADDER Owner: JWolfman Pug Bigfur (C/PF) 7' 0" 258 lbs. Left-Handed Beavercreek, OH Prairie Valley University Wesley Madder had been bullied for various reasons while growing up: his last name, his shyness and lack of willingness to confront people, his not-so-pretty face due to canine-...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:57 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TYRONE GALE Owner: Kovtara Horse Swingfur (SG/SF) 6' 5" 212 lbs. Right-Handed Penticton, British Columbia Appalachian Mammal College Tyrone was very much into sports growing up, being athletic naturally. He played mostly Basketball and ran track up until he got to high school where he started ...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:55 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TYRESE VAUGHAN Owner: Pac Giant Otter Center (C) 7' 2" 240 lbs. Right-Handed New York City, NY Alabama Mammalian University Vaughan is no stranger to struggle, and the mastery of overcoming it. Born to a single mother hooked on drugs, Vaughan’s arrival into this world was already fraught with ...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:50 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TUA WATI Owner: Gabriel Fawkes Auckland Tree Weta Center (C) 7' 5" 330 lbs. Right-Handed Tokoroa, New Zealand New Zealand Furnaversity at Auckland Tua grew up in a suburb town of Tokorao on the North Island of New Zealand. Boys his age at the time were into one of three sports Football, Rugby,...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:48 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TORI WETMORE Owner: Pac Spectacled Caiman Guard (PG/SG) 6' 1" 165 lbs. Right-Handed Tuscaloosa, AL Scute College Tori Wetmore is the quintessential scrappy point guard. With a snap in her yap, she is known to be a verbose and intimidating player even for her size. You wouldn’t think so, howeve...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:45 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TIMOTHY SVENGAARD Owner: MigeYeFoxe Red Deer Bigfur (PF/C) 7' 0" 235 lbs. Right-Handed Andover, MN Red Deer College There is a saying that when God made someone, they decided to bless them in every single way except one. And for Timothy Svengaard one could definitely make that case. Except the...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:42 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TIA TERRA Owner: Wolfnumber9 Opposum Bigfur (C/PF) 7' 4" 240 lbs. Right-Handed Smyrna, TN Vanderbarn University On November 10, 1995, in Smyrna, Tennessee, Veronica Terra became the happiest opossum in the world when she gave birth to her new baby girl. After a grueling home birth and a devast...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:39 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TASYA FANGESTU Owner: Lizzimba Sumatran Tiger Swingfur (SG/SF) 5' 11" 140 lbs. Right-Handed Jakarta, Indonesia No School Determined, feisty and bolshy on court, Tasya Fangestu cuts a much larger presence than her slight frame suggests. Indoensian basketball has come on leaps and bounds in the ...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:35 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TAKERU ISHIJIMA Owner: Mish Siberian Tiger Forward (PF) 6' 11" 275 lbs. Right-Handed Saga, Japan Fukuoka Minami University Takeru Ishijima was born to Komachi and Hideo Ishijima in the city of Saga in southern Japan. Only a couple years after he was born his parents were divorced, and Takeru l...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:33 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TAHIRY ANDRIAMATSINORO Owner: Quinn McAllister Ring-Tailed Lemur Forward (SF) 6' 8" 195 lbs. Right-Handed Antanarivo, Madagascar No School Few entrants into the 2016 FBA Draft will have taken as winding of a path to get to draft day as Tahiry Andriamatsinoro. The ring-tailed lemur’s athletic s...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:31 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

TADLEY WESTON Owner: WyldElyn Amazon Milk Frog Guard (PG) 5' 11" 187 lbs. Right-Handed Mancester, UK Elon University Born in Manchester, England to Paddy and Maria Weston, Tadley entered the world as a wide-eyed idealist and has remained that way since. With an heart of gold and almost annoyin...
by Harlow
August 12th, 2016, 11:28 pm
Forum: FBA Canon
Topic: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies
Replies: 67
Views: 4063

Re: 2016 FBA Draftee Biographies

STAN SHIELDS JR. Owner: Sam Gwosdz Grey Wolf Forward (SF) 6' 7" 230 lbs. Right-Handed Raleigh, NC Tar Hock Science University at Salem Stan Shields, Jr. naturally had been around basketball his entire life, being the son of FBA Hall of Fame player and current Edmonton Totems coach Stan Shields...

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